Saturday, August 25, 2012

Kid Truths

Great Truths that Little Children Have Learned

No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the second person.

Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.


  1. All very true... Made me grin throughout!

  2. :)

    Hope you are having a great day!


  3. Out of the mouth of babes! ;-) Very cute post.

  4. Very sweet! I hope to be a grandmother someday!

  5. Those were cute, La Tea Dah. Susan

  6. So much fun and so true...

  7. Thanks for the laughs! Just what I needed tonight!


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